Wednesday, December 7, 2005

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so explain to me why the "thoughtful" smiley looks like the "productive" smiley. i never thought they were the same. this...(i can't type it)..this message is dedicated to jess-jess. So, have you ever considered how many of our little cliche saying contradict each other? "Quitters never win, and winners never quit." Oh, yeah? Then who made up "quit while you're ahead"??? Or, take for example, "Love is blind." Well, then, all you romantics...if that's true, how can their be "love at first sight"??? For that matter, explain why Victoria's Secret remains so popular. (Am I right jess?!) Or, if "we are what we eat," and someone tells you to "eat your heart out," what do you become? eh, gimme time to think of some more....it's too late to be thinking


......ok, so then, of course, there's the ever-popular "practice makes perfect" when everyone knows "nobody's perfect" and, aside from all that, "everybody is a nobody". what this means about our world, i dont even want to veture a guess. And if practice makes perfect, and doctors call what they do "practice," shouldnt they be good at it by now? well then, explain all those malpractice suits.....

Monday, December 5, 2005

move

i died and didnt leave a forwarding address. sorry. i moved to london...honolulu...NYC. surprise nye, i moved in with u :) u wont know for months, i'm very quiet. sometimes. im driving myself insane. or maybe out-of-sane. are those the same thing? ach, ok done!