half-baked/twice-baked

Ok, so here's what I'm thinking. First off, who changed the style of my font? oh, i did, and i didn't. Lastly, here's my idea: a great valentine's day shirt would have a potato right in the center, and then have the caption "i only have eyes for you." dont u think??? (random thoughts like that are one of the hazards of not concentrating on the food when you're cooking). so. im done with my half-baked planning now (ohh, what a great forum for puns!). keep your eyes peeled for more ....."blogs." ach, ok, no more puns. they're corny and i'm afraid they'll get around-- the beanstalk. geez, there're so many great puns about vegetables.... and secondly, and most important, life shouldn't be predictable. .redro fo tuo evil

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so explain to me why the "thoughtful" smiley looks like the "productive" smiley. i never thought they were the same. this...(i can't type it)..this message is dedicated to jess-jess. So, have you ever considered how many of our little cliche saying contradict each other? "Quitters never win, and winners never quit." Oh, yeah? Then who made up "quit while you're ahead"??? Or, take for example, "Love is blind." Well, then, all you romantics...if that's true, how can their be "love at first sight"??? For that matter, explain why Victoria's Secret remains so popular. (Am I right jess?!) Or, if "we are what we eat," and someone tells you to "eat your heart out," what do you become? eh, gimme time to think of some more....it's too late to be thinking


......ok, so then, of course, there's the ever-popular "practice makes perfect" when everyone knows "nobody's perfect" and, aside from all that, "everybody is a nobody". what this means about our world, i dont even want to veture a guess. And if practice makes perfect, and doctors call what they do "practice," shouldnt they be good at it by now? well then, explain all those malpractice suits.....

move

i died and didnt leave a forwarding address. sorry. i moved to london...honolulu...NYC. surprise nye, i moved in with u :) u wont know for months, i'm very quiet. sometimes. im driving myself insane. or maybe out-of-sane. are those the same thing? ach, ok done!

all that glitters is probably hard to eat

geez this is totally addictive, for something so stupid. im chewing a huge piece of gum at the moment. its making my jaw hurt. i need a new pic, but this is the only one i have loaded on here at the time. i want to learn to salsa dance, thatd b fun. although, i admit, i "salsa" dance in my room to the radio when no one's home. my hamster bit me today. again. i fell off my bed the other day-- a clown popped up on the tv. i hate clowns. i like the smileys on here. theyre fun. i should b doing homework. but its boring. i have a habit of incorporating french words into my mental thoughts. i have one more saturday at work (YAY!!) i cant wait for thanksgiving break.

alfuhbet soop

Sadly, this "blog" thing is rather addictive. even though i dont say anything of interest. i dont like ppl to get inside my head, and telling them something about yourself tends to make that happen. drat. ignore all of that . u think dyslexics have as much fun with alphabet soup? how 'bout illiterate ppl? what would chinese alphabet soup look like? if a roman person saw an "I" and a "V" in their alphabet soup, would they call it a "four"? are you asleep yet? how do you write a story? better yet, tell me how to write one! this is such a fantastic waste of time. i wish i could type as fast as im thinking, i'd probably completely lose everyones attention...oh, i already did? well then stop reading......you're following me...stop it!! STOP! arghhhh............

I feel stupid typing 'blog'

(Scene: I'm sitting in front of my computer (necessary for typing something, usually). Across the room, flipping idly through...something, a book, magazine, it doesn't matter what... is the person belonging to THE VOICE. Or, the person who owns THE VOICE. Or who has THE V...Whatever. We're getting off the subject. I'm trying to figure out exactly how to...."blog".)


ME: SOOOOoooo....how do i actually put something on this blog thing?

VOICE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM: Just click on that button.

ME: Click on WHAT button? Oh...this one?

THE VOICE: NO!!!! NO, DON'T....

>>>>>>>>>>>>CLICK<<<<<<<<<<<<

(SFX: ZAP, CRACKLE (POP! haha) EXPLOSION NOISES, etc.)

ME: YOWWWWW!!!!!

(Power goes out across the South)

ME (in the complete and utter blackness and silence of a power outage): Well, so much for my first blog....

(Scene.)


Hence the reason I have nothing exciting to say. Except SIZZLE.